Colin will be the first to tell you I’m not a morning person. There’s a whole process involved in waking me from my coma-like state. It’s a gift really, to sleep as deeply as I do. Another 20+ minutes are needed before I’m ready for conversations more complex than what I want for breakfast. Mondays are especially interesting since Sunday is nap day for me. The gremlins have quickly caught on to this and routinely take the opportunity to create mayhem when they know my batteries are low. Fortunately I managed to catch them on camera this time, so their story will never hold up in court.